Three links for your browsing pleasure. Not one more, not one less. Three it shall be.

  1. The Best Page in the Universe: is arrogant, funny and uses language that might be termed offensive in most Parliaments. “This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong.”
  2. The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: is written by a “wanted dead/alive” anonymous blogger who writes the blog in first person. Well, in Steve Jobs’ first person. Hilarious! “I love beautiful objects. I love creating them. Negative people upset me.”
  3. Yellowtext: is, as per Andy, a Colossal Waste of Bandwidth. Perhaps, but it sure won’t be a colossal waste of your time–if you like good-humoured writing, that is. Andy is a professional writer. He is also an entertaining comedian. And both traits show. “You Love me so much that you want to Hurt me.”

Bookmark ‘em away!

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